Sunday 9 September 2018

Story of my Thane Varsha 21kms - Ohhh Stree kal aana …..Oh Purush galti se bhi naa Aaana …..abh please Jaana !!!!


It was around 16 Kms , there was this group of volunteers  belonging to  a political party who were given the responsibility of handling the water station . There were couple of lady volunteers who wanted pic with us , we were enjoying our run and didn’t wanted to be disturbed . Thought came was to tell them “Ohhh Stree Kal Aaana “ for pic …..but mind changed and we obliged “Kal ka tikh hai , aaj photo le lena “

(once we moved ahead , they were giggling …..ki inko ullu banaya types....saale celebrities !!!! )  

(Watch the movie stree it’s a time paas movie ) .

TVM is one of the oldest organized  marathons of India , I always believe that had it been handled and nurtured well this would have become the premium marathon event of India . You see some real and raw talent running on the softest surface on the earth …..i.e pot holed road had they got better surface they would have equaled some tough records . The Fastest 10k winner is 31 mins .

I had my share of  sinusoidal temperamental anger , when I went for bib collection . For 21kms you need a medical certificate or else you need to be present personally, I was to collect bibs for my buddies from GoS. I had my share of discussion and also the debate on the rationale of an eye wash medical. Also on why no 21 kms for ladies ….. the debate goes on with the organisers every year ….but koi farak nahi padta.

It was way back in 2009 when my weight was on higher side , while undergoing  the lady doc measuring my pulse and bp had sarcastically remarked “ sir , medical ambulance barpoor aahe , tumhi 21km karnaar kaa “ . Today I was proud to sit in front of same set of docs and to tell them I am a much fitter person today .

At the start line , meeting and greeting happened , we met many friends . Our strategy was simple we wanted to run easy , aim was to enjoy the run . We thought we will complete the race between 2.10 to 2.30 . All three of us took off around sametime , with our oakleys intact (style ) ,  around 3kms we saw we were hitting 18 mins , one of our friend Babloo mentioned , boss if u guys run at this speed you guys will hit a sub 2 . Trust me we were running strong . Then we saw the beautiful Varsha , she came as a seductress around 4th kms , she was mesmerizing since , the droplets she carried was caressed and interspersed by the sunrays , scattering the 7 colors of light (oops the theory of linear propagation of light ) . Yes for that moment the title of the event seemed apt Thane “Varsha” Marathon. Route was tough with lots and lots of silent incline .

 Around 7kms we took the first break , we were walking merrily that to too to and fro, in the bargain we were encouraging and cheering many runners to run strong . Beauty of the crowds in Mumbai and nearby places is that they encourage you , they cheer you and at times also use language like “bhai log picnic mein aaye ho kya …..abh bhaago “ .

Around 11kms I met Dr Oak, who was running strong and he is a comrade. He informed that erstwhile thane use to have full marathon. I wondered how it would have been managed.
There on it was full on fun cheering lots of runners , helping runners with tips on running on incline and in the bargain pacing ourselves too , sometimes it was reji pacing , sometimes it was bobs and sometimes it was me .

Around 18th Km we were entering the city and had the showstopper moment (no no it was not modelling, it was just that vehicles every where at a junction and people were having that will eat you types looks. Many of them would have abused the runners.

From 18th Km it was looking for that sub 2.30 , in the bargain pushed many new runners to go for the target and many came back later to thank us saying they achieved sub 2.30 .

At around 19th Km , there were this group of young guys , bhai log jaldi bhaago nahi toh khatam ho jaayeega race ……we turned back in attitude and took the perimission of coach to abuse them , coach said go easy …… collectively we said ‘Ohhhh Mahapurush pehle bhaag ke dikhana …..aur phir yahan kabhi nahi aanaa “

We crossed the finish line together , protecting and guarding our coach from all boori nazar . Look at our finish line look , even ambani wont get such dashing running body guards .  Together we are called GoS .

As soon we went to the medal and the photo arena , I saw this doctor who had measured my blood pressure and was adamant that if its not in range I will not be allowed . She asked me , how was your run …..”Oh stree kal aaana “ ……baataunga .


Note :  our best timings are  
Bobs have run a PB of 2.11, Reji a 1.55 and me a 2.04 .